I missed you.
I mean….seriously….three days without a blog post? Is that even right?
That’s a lifetime in blog land or in the life of a caterpiller. Take your pick.
And spending the last few days rubbing elbows with the rich and famous at the Haven blogging conference and driving to Atlanta and back….
….is absolutely no excuse.
Does it help if I wrote about 20 blog posts in my head when I was there?
My fingers were itching to type and tell you all about it.
I could tell you about the sessions and what we ate and who I met and what I learned and what the hotel looked like….
Why bother with any of that when I have something so much better?
Totally worth the price of admission.
I present to you with great fanfare and descriptive flair….
…..my most embarrassing moment of Haven (times nine).
Please tell me you’re surprised…..
…..(and not that I managed to keep in under 10). 🙂
Linda and I
Number 1: The time I took a picture at the Haven dance party and someone told me I was glowing.
And I said thank you for the compliment and smiled.
They shook their head sadly and said….no really….you are literally glowing.
And I was….
…..from the green lights on the dance floor. 🙂
Number 2: The time I was talking and laughing so loudly in the hallway that someone opened up a door and told me to keep it down.
They said they couldn’t hear over all the commotion.
And the best part….it wasn’t even a Haven session…..
….it was another conference.
Charlotte and I
Number 3: The time after taking picture after picture at Haven….
…..I just discovered that I have an overly large head.
Number 4: The time I greeted everyone in the elevator and welcomed them to Haven and introduced myself and asked them the name of their blogs.
They weren’t even attending the conference.
Number 5: The time I frantically searched through all the empty boxes at midnight outside the ballroom to try and find any of the Ryobi towels they were giving away at the dance.
But please tell me you wouldn’t have done the same thing.
After all….I mean I free towel is a free towel….right?
Number 6: The time we danced the lawn mower and the grocery cart to Twisted Sister on the dance floor.
I know…what you are thinking.
“We’re not gonna to take it. No we ain’t gonna take it. We’re not gonna take it anymore.”
Number 7: The time at Haven when I got to go to dinner with Tom from Restaurant Impossible…..
….and I was planning on being super professional and impress him with my blogging knowledge.
Except I told him the Lee Press On Nail story.
Number 8: The time we went out to eat dinner at The Cheesecake Factory.
And I started telling a story and getting so excited and laughing and waving my hands….
….and almost knocked the cheesecake on the floor.
And it wasn’t even the first time it happened.
And last….but certainly not least….
Number 9: The time I wore a black jumpsuit to a cocktail party.
And wowed the crowd.
And looked amazing.
And then spent 10 minutes in the lady’s room…..
…trying to figure out how to unwind it. 🙂
PS Good thing I’m home now….
…because you know I never do anything embarrassing here. 🙂