Around here if you want something new for your kitchen, you go yard saling.
I googled it to make sure I spelled it correctly and discovered according to the urban dictionary yard saling is slang for when you are skiing and you’re on the slopes and you lose your hat and goggles and skis and poles. And when you wipe out you shout YARD SALE.
I’m talking about when you see a sign and it says GIANT FAMILY YARD SALE in all capital letters and you follow the successive directional arrows down winding roads until you turn the last corner to discover a broken down washer, a basket of old t-shirts and a Christmas tree and realize the capital letters might have misrepresented themselves.
It’s yard saling season.
Hope springs eternal.
And if I only had $5.00 to shop, here’s what I would buy.Continue reading