So I Went To This Auction

So I Went To This Auction

 

Have you ever been to an auction?

You know.

The kind of auction you see in movies.

The one where the entire room is full of unique and awesome and amazing things mixed in with some bits of absolute randomness.  Everything is for sale.  Everything is auctioned off.  You get a number at the front counter and when you want to bid you raise it in the air and sometimes there’s a bidding war and the price goes higher than you ever imagined.

And sometimes.

Sometimes when everyone talking or not paying attention or leaves their seat to go to the concession stand to buy nachos and Mountain Dew…

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Can You Tell Me What This Is?

Can You Tell Me What This Is?

Fireplace With Baskets

 

Please tell me you used to work on a dairy farm.

Or that your uncle worked on a dairy farm.

Or that your uncle’s girlfriend’s father-in-law’s next door neighbor’s sister’s husband used to work on a dairy farm.

In Tennessee.Continue reading